Lay next to me, I need to tell you something.

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

(via yourarizonaroom)

stereotypical-temper:

Phone calls give me heart attacks.

(Source: eyelids-stapled-shut)

ghostboyfriend:

WHAT DO WE WANT? CUTE BOYS

WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? maybe in like an hour or so i need to shower and get ready for this 

(via amyfuckingblogsabout)

punkiraq:

what if hannibal gave a guest talk at the academy and started it off with
“good morning my name is hannibal lecter and welcome to my hannibal lecture”

(via jernsnerw)

batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

(via spectorcular)

internetexplorers:

im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead

(via spectorcular)

blusherlock:

“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”

 

(Source: theverge.com, via jernsnerw)