You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.


Selfie 17368 (“Predinner selfie”)pixels from http://sendyourlifeboats.tumblr.com/post/93163867241/predinner-selfiesendyourlifeboatsTue Jul 29 01:17:53 UTC 2014

Someone did something to my selfie


Selfie 17368 (“Predinner selfie”)

pixels from http://sendyourlifeboats.tumblr.com/post/93163867241/predinner-selfie


Tue Jul 29 01:17:53 UTC 2014

Someone did something to my selfie


do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

(Source: ihaveremade)


saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire


concert looks: anything that will make the girl next to you feel threatened and will get you laid by your fave band member


The first question shouldn’t be “are you taken” but “are you interested.”

Contrary to popular stank male belief, a woman being single doesn’t endow you with magical woman-getting properties.